All tongue twisters
The Professor Peter Peckinpah
The Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick
Sleep sweetly!
Sleep sweetly! Sleep sweetly! Sleep sweetly!
Purple paper people
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people, …
Broken blue crayon
Broken blue crayon
Green and brown blades of grass
Green and brown blades of grass
Colliding, colt riding cowboys
Colliding, colt riding cowboys, combining colliding while gliding at night coinciding in their fight. It wasn’t quite trite even with slight sight, who was right? The fight like light, flashed bright, fast as bears bite flies flying near the bears eyes the fleeing flies die.
Four poor fools
Four poor fools filled four pools full.
The pellet with the poison
“The pellet with the poison’s
In the vessel with the pestle
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true.”
later switched to:
“The pellet with the poison’s
In the flagon with the dragon
The vessel with the pestle
Has the brew that is true”
There’s a cross on the muzzle
There’s a cross on the muzzle
Of the pistol with the bullet
But a nick on the handle
Of the pistol with the blank.
Peter Rabbit raddish robber
Peter Rabbit raddish robber
The Doge did what a Doge does
The Doge did what a Doge does, when a Doge does his duty to a Duke, that is. When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn’t, that’s when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge. There they were in the dark: The Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart and the Duchess with her dirk. The Duchess dug at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn’t. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke.
I shot a hippopotamus
I shot a hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum because if I used leaden ones his hide would surely flatten them.
My back black brake blocks are broken
My back black brake blocks are broken.
I saw a kitten
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Normal word order
Normal word order or inverted word order?
Darla’s dollars
Darla’s dollars
The third time
The third time the three three-toed tree toads tried tying their toes together, the third three-toed tree toad tied the two three-toed tree toads toes to the third toads toes. Then the two tied three-toed tree toads told the third three-toed tree toad that tying their toes together thrilled them to their toe tips.
Rather Ruth’s writhings than Roth’s wrath
Rather Ruth’s writhings than Roth’s wrath.
I see he sees high seas she sees
I see he sees high seas she sees.
Friskies frisbee
Friskies frisbee
Dimensional analysis
Dimensional analysis
What’s a synonym for cinnamon
What’s a synonym for cinnamon or is cinnamon synonym-less?
Hulk Hawk is hulking the hawk,
Hulk Hawk is hulking the hawk,
Hawk Hulk is hawking Hulk …
Hawk hugs the hedgehog
He thrusts his fists against the posts
He thrusts his fists against the posts,
and still insists he sees the ghosts.
Grandma Gabby Grammer
Grandma Gabby Grammer grabbed a gram of gummy goulash.
If Grandma Gabby Grammer grabbed a gram of gummy goulash,
How many grams of gummy goulash did Grandma Gabby Grammer grab?
I thought the haughty Professor Tortoise taught ontology
I thought the haughty Professor Tortoise taught ontology, but the naughty Tortoise taught us tautology.
Thrifty Theophilus
Thrifty Theophilus, the theocratic thistle sifter, thrice thrust three thousand thistles through the slick thick of his softly throbbing thumb.
Wilson Winston winced
Wilson Winston winced whilst he minced a squinting prince.
Willy’s wooden whistle
Willy’s wooden whistle wouldn’t whistle when Willy went wild.
Midget minute
Midget minute, midget minute, midget minute, …