All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot,
you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot.
Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me.
If I can’t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot,
I’ll have a cup of tea!

Labradoodle, labradoodle, labradoodle, …

A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.

How many pounds in a groundhog’s mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds?

Yelling yellow Yeti.

She surely suits shiny sleek short skirts.

She snapped a selfie with Sophie’s silver cell phone.

Drunk drugged ducks, Drunk drugged ducks, Drunk drugged ducks, …

Tell Tom the ticket taker to take the ticket to the ticket wicket.

Washing the washing machine while watching the washing machine washing washing.

How many wenches could a witch’s wench wrench wrench if a witch’s wench wrench could wrench wenches. As many wenches as a witch’s wench wrench could, if a witch’s wench wrench could wrench wenches.

Quick queens quack quick quacks quicker than quacking quails.

Plaid pleated pants, Plaid pleated pants, Plaid pleated pants, …

Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.
Jacket on,
Jacket off,
Jacket on,
Jacket off.

The CEO’s colleagues trusted those successful clients although their results weren’t less than lumpy!  

Three free fleas flew freely through the flu.

Burger burglar

Nope, an antelope can’t elope with a cantelope.

An inchworm inches on ivy that itches.

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

“Two tried” and “True tied”

The greedy Greek geek agreed.

Cheap Sheep Sheets, Cheap Sheep Sheets, Cheap Sheep Sheets.

The children eat the chicken in the kitchen.

Frozen Floyd flicks fat fleas for a fixed flat fee.

Carolina Herrera resides in the rural area with her running horses.

If blue bugs bleed blue blood, and black bugs bleed black blood, do blue-black bugs bleed blue-black blood?

Shannon shant ship ships through Shilshole.

How many bears could Bear Grills grill if Bear grills could grill bears?

Pro bono boa prose